Many are concerned about the effects of deforestation and global warming on the little known Tiger Woods rain forest, a favorite retreat in the Middle East for American VIPs: executives, investors, mortgage brokers. Located on the West Bank, many of the water sources in Tiger Wood have dried up, much like the waters of the Dead Sea. The issue has added to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Previously, many in the Jordan-River valley regularly went to bail-out water from these sources as the springs were thought to have medicinal properties. People from other nations--as far away as Iraq and Afghanistan--used to flood the area like a Tsunami for their own health-care purposes. Strikingly, many ailing alcoholics drinking from the springs for healthcare reform their ways afterward. Now that the springs are going dry, there has been a large-scale pullout from the area and retailers have seen a devastating economic downturn as a result.
Scientists from major Pharmaceutical companies had previously tested the water sources, which were discovered to originate from under the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. The results of the tests were inconclusive, but scientists did discover a rare hominid fossil. The discovery of the fossil fuels the ongoing debate concerning evolution.
Concerning the state of the rain forest itself, one Jewish-Arab scientist, Obama Madoff, has commented: "The welfare of Tiger Woods is at stake. The endangered species that have evolved here will not survive without a solution and creation science will have to provide that positively impacts climate change."
Philip Davies, a Biblical scholar, denied that Tiger Woods rain forest has ever existed, but was most likely the remnant of several Babylonian hanging gardens or (more likely) simply a literary construct.
I'm sure the dilettantes will have a heyday with this. I'm off to read Calvin and Hobbes while the search engines do their thing.
(Bibliobloggers: Please note that I write this with full awareness that I only made the Top 50 Biblioblogs by writing two posts addressing the Barack-Baraq lightning issue.)
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